Pretending to crotch grab your buddy in front of the suburban girl you just picked up

Every summer there's always plenty of public activities to go to where everyone from the burbs comes down to the city.

A buddy of mine and his girlfriend were throwing a party on their apartment roof deck on one such night this summer. His buddy had just broken up with his girlfriend recently and had picked up a sweet suburban girl who had lost her friends in the crowds.

So we were on the roof deck drinking beers and chatting afterwards and my buddy had a bag of chips on his lap. His buddy reached into the bag and my buddy said, "dig deeper, boy". So his buddy dug really deep into the bag pretending to feel his crotch and we all broke out in laughter except the suburban girl. She said, "I think it's time I go now" in a "Are you guys gay?" voice. My buddy said, "This ain't the homophobic suburbs, girl, relax."